Why Not

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gaisytheninth
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mimikyu-kun

Everyone outside of USA:

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US First responder here, Just some info for folks, you only get billed if a private ambulance company or a fire department transports. The medical service provided by your local fire department or FD/municipal paramedic is free. Call us when something goes wrong, We will show up and evaluate you/provide care (stop the bleeding, splint the injury, administer epinephrine) free of charge, And then you can have a friend or uber transport you to the hospital (or sign AMA and just stay home if you don’t want to go to the hospital either.)

Also, in a large number of counties, there are public paramedics paid for by the taxpayers, so ALS transport is free. I’d advise researching your local system.

Please don’t avoid calling 911 for a medical emergency because you’re afraid of bills, you have the right to refuse transport which is where the bills occur.

I have to repeat, you will NOT be billed for medical services provided on scene by the fire department/paramedics, And you have the RIGHT to refuse transport even if not going to the hospital will kill you.

aerrowhawk2017

I will always reblog

rapunzelholly

Had to take a bunch of CPR and first aid classes for my job in college. This is what the paramedics who taught us told us every class. Always call the fire department first because they’ll help you but won’t change you thousands of dollars because we pay for them through our taxes.

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citree

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

citree

extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality

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it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks

wewetke

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

citree

OH NO…

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BONE THEIF!!!

neldu-nak

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

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Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

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Tags by @interstellarvagabond

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THERE'S A SEQUEL!

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theanishimori

MR. NOODLE

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The adventure continues!

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Awesome dad is awesome.

raimagnolia

Hopefully the mother will get used to it

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Mom finally warmed up to Mr Noodle.

Made by PetFoolery

drbennedict
quietpetitegirl

I hope I find someone that loves me the same way Stephen Colbert loves his wife ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

korben600

The one and ONLY redeeming factor of 2020’is that Stephen has been stuck at home for the entire quarantine, so he’s been forced to do his bits at his house. Which looked real hard for him, since he doesn’t have an audience laughing at his jokes.

And the thing is, when he came back to his studio, he’s not allowed to have crowds there either because of New York’s restrictions.

But without fail, every other joke, you can hear this one, single woman laughing in the background.

That’s his wife.

Covid restrictions don’t apply to his spouse, and everyone else in the studio has a job, and has to work, so she’s become the only person in the room left laughing at his jokes.

She doesn’t laugh every time. You can tell she’s not doing it on cue, because there are some bits she clearly likes better than others. Some bits where she is laughing her ass off, and some where she just chuckles.

But my god, every time she laughs, Colbert’s face lights up like the sun.

Like, even if every other person on earth was dead and gone, if he was on his deathbed and breathing his last breath, he’d still make a jokes, just to make her laugh again.

So yeah. Get you someone who loves you like Stephen Colbert loves his wife.

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The last one

thunderboltsortofapenny

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

toastyhat

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

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“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

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*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

lilietsblog

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

math-is-magic

That last comment was my EXACT thought.